¿Cómo se dice “Fromage”?

I’m not sure the fascination with children and Chuck E. Cheese.


Who sat around and said, “Let’s take a giant rat. Some pizza. Throw in some carnival games, lots of primary colors. Tokens. Tickets. And voila!”?


Is it safe to call that person a genius?


I don’t remember my span of progression; the moment I decided I was all but rid of Chuck from my life.


When I either couldn’t fit in the rides anymore, or thought the food was disgusting. When did I balk at Chuck? When did I dismiss him as yet another nostalgic nuisance for the box of memories?


Old lovers are just like old cheese – hard to truly ever be rid of their smell.


Add spawns to the mix, and you’re all but guaranteed to never…


…ever be rid of the old cheese.


Eh, who am I kidding. MOVE OVER, MIDGET! I’M COMING IN!