Gosh, it’s not even that far into Fall or Winter and I’ve already:
- Had a sinus infection
- Had pink eye
…all within weeks of each other. Awesome.

So, there’s barely a little over a month left before D-Day. The big election is upon us. Do you know where your local polls are? Do you have any intention on changing the country for the better (or the worse, depending on your pick)? Have you been watching the debates? Reading up on policies and where your candidate stands? Are you becoming an educated voter? Are you still on the fence, you straddler, you? Are you just as excited as me to watch the Vice Presidential debates on Thursday just to watch Tina Fey mock it on Saturday? Yes? Can you feel it?

The most important question… are you registered?

See this button? Click it. You from Ohio? Click it. Then you fill it. Then you send it. Then, dammit, you go to the polls. And you stop waiting for the next man. And you get your keester in gear for the showdown of the century. That’s right, I’m pulling out all the cliches.

(Sorry, I didn’t have a Republican button to click. I care about you too much to let your soul rot like that.)